December 2010
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Who the fuck are you to judge?: Trying to Give a... →
vidalajuicee:
sporadicspitfire:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is trying to give a blowjob to my then boyfriend when I still had my braces. It was my first time and I didn’t really know what I was doing. At first it was going OK, but then things went terribly. I will…
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Haiku #11
Steelers and Penguins.
Damn,I was born in Pittsburgh,
And I hate them both.
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Haiku #10
Q. Brickers. Chad. Biff.
Rahminha and Daisinho.
Blackmon too. Love y’all.
Haiku #9
Spinach. Lettuce. Squash.
Carrots. Turnips. Leeks. Peppers.
No meats. Feel better.
Haiku #8
In a single word,
How would I describe me? Please.
Agoddamnjackass.
Haiku #7
I couldn’t care less.
Been handed in my two weeks.
Fuck you and this desk.
Haiku #6
Hell yeah I can cook
And I don’t need a damn stove.
Cook, cook, woo, woo. Based.
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Haiku #5
Stop that worrying
Everything will be alright
Says three little birds.
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Haiku #4
Most love Bob Marley
He’s good but I’d like to say
Long live Peter Tosh.
Haiku #3
I’m a African
And I know what’s happening.
Thanks be to Dead Prez.
Haiku #2
I’ve got five on it
We can go half on a sack
Roll that shit up, man.
Haiku #1
I am bored at work.
Should I go up to the roof
And pick people off?
What we’re going to do is shake this country up from below, pick it up and...
– Subcomandante Marcos, EZLN